Basically the shocker except you fist the vag and the asshole at the same time while you spin both hands as if you were using a steering wheel..
by drunkaholic September 23, 2010
A frightened nipple; originated from Britain, “cold nipples” is a nipple so cold, if extroverts itself.
by Fry ten nip els December 11, 2017
Ruiners sphincter quivered like a frightened starfish just before the drunken polar bear inserted his bearhood.
by Anonymouse69 July 21, 2007
by shrubbage July 11, 2007
When a poop log rears it's brown head out for a peek, only to retreat to it's rightful home at the moment, the ass.
Man! I almost messed my trousers, thankfully it was only a frightened turtle, so no soilage! *high five*
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
When a man jerks off while is wife/gf is sleeping and right before he comes he screams to scare her awake and comes on her face
by SpunkMaster July 31, 2015
A non-violent alternative to the fabled "Donkey Punch."
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
This occurs when a man is performing doggy-style sex on a woman (or man), meanwhile a third party has been recruited to hide in a closet, or similar hidden space close by, with a scary mask. At the point of climax, the third party emerges screaming, thus scaring the woman/man causing their sphincter to contract.
"My girlfriend loves dirty sex but is against domestic violence, so for her birthday me and my friend gave her "The Frightened Donkey" and she loved it!"
by Rygar James November 02, 2006