fossil

A person, typically a no life, college-aged, high school graduated degenerate, who regularly attends high school parties hosted by those who are still in high school.

High School student 1 - Why is John at this party? Didn't he graduate from high school in 2007?

High School student 2 - He did graduate in '07. Man what a fossil.

by SLK Creighton February 01, 2011

fossil

Old person with wrinkly parts. See also calcium.

Damn, yo momma is h0t for a fossil!

by hash July 24, 2003

fossil

Out-of-date, old, conservative, becoming exhausted or used up. Generally an old timer with no future.

Taken from "fossil fuels" it can refer to someone or something that is generally hurting young people or future generations.

"Man, that politician is such as fossil!!"

"Yeah, he actually owns an oil company..."

by Lifeguard007 March 29, 2014

fossilizing

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.

It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.

by Zzzzzzzzzz63 September 01, 2011

fossiled

Getting posterized in basketball

Guy 1: Holy shit! Lebron fossiled him
Guy 2: Daaaaaaam he got fossiled

by Yfjyvgygygy March 03, 2018

Fossiling

When someone goes back and likes your old photos, bringing them back to the newsfeed.

fossilingflashback throwback

by AliOoooooops January 15, 2015

Fossils

1. A rare inbred child whos passtimes are digging for fossils and playing soccer

Fossils is hardcore

by Anonymos March 08, 2003