Foof

A form of flatulence, often found in small unhearable noises coming from your butthole. Similar to the "silent but, deadly" category of passing gas.

Ahh shit i just foofed.

by Dr. Gluteus Maximus February 21, 2009

Foof

An expression after the realization of an amazing occurrence.

after a wicked hot girl walks by
Dan: Hey Paul, did you see that hot girl?
Paul: Foof..!

by Alpacino January 20, 2009

foofed

Getting dressed up, dolled up, adding a bit more glamor to your current appearance. Doing something extra nice to your hair, clothing, etc. Looking more "hot" than you already are!

I am going to get a little foofed up tonight, so I'll look good for my hot date with Jeff.

by Sarahricaz August 01, 2008

foofing

a euphamism for fucking

I heard Jenny's foofing around with quite a few boys lately.

by Harriett March 24, 2006

foof

slang term for the female genitalia. Much less vulagar and more acceptable than the alternative pussy or cunt. Most often used by girls themselves...

Amy: omg, i think i've got another yeast infection!
Kat: oh goodness, what makes you think that?
Amy: well my foof smells awful bad!

Max: man, i scored last night!
Zak: You feel her foof or what?

by sexybexy December 21, 2005

Foof

The act of farting under the covers followed by lifting and then dropping the pillow end of the covers to create a fart balloon exhaling effect that shoots the fart towards your bed buddy's face.

"Noooooooo! Don't foof it...You foofed it."

by Vondi January 15, 2010

foofing

chilling, hanging out, not doing much. see foofin'

You: man, what are you doing?
Me: nothin, just foofin' out

by Dr. Ducks May 23, 2003