Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.

I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.

by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010

fonchock

A fonchock is a high stepper, show off, likes nice shit, probably has a big chock. Usually has a painted White House.

Can you believe This dude painTed his house white in a time like this? What a fonchock!

by Jimbo Fischer November 11, 2021

fonch

(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).

1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!

by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003

foncy

1 - The way a british person would say “fancy”.

2 - Its also used to mock someone when they do something dumb, usually in itallics.

“Wow, that’s really foncy...”
“Ohh wow look how rich and foncy they are!”

by Hemistus August 18, 2020

Foncuzzi

Hot tub full of fondue cheese. Coined by Adam Carolla.
He mentioned that each participant would enter tub with a roll of sourdough bread and enjoy.

Donny and I were having a great time in the Foncuzzi tub until he snarted.

by Steven Tarzan March 8, 2011

Fonch

The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday

Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.

by God4266 January 27, 2019

foncused

extremely confused and tongue tied

she was so foncused she didnt know her name

by E. P. Rosenger October 13, 2004