Some fuck who's been in the military for 6 years and hasn't been deployed. Usually is seen playing world of Warcraft.
by TheGrandWizardofShit April 10, 2019
Human being who need a lot of help and the only way they think they can accomplish it is by asking. They have no shame in seeming like idiots simply because they are too ignorant to see it. This term degrades those who do not know much and is pretty rude.
by Darkwithdesire April 18, 2006
Somebody who lives on Facebook, a Facebook hobbit, thus fobbit. Every pejorative form of the traditional use of fobbit is implied.
Selfies. All that thot does is selfies on facebook. She claims they are "cute", but wtf is "cute" about hanging your tits out in a sexually suggestive "selfie" or your sweater udders?! That bitch a fobbit.
by subsidence June 17, 2018
A fobbit is essentially a fabulous hobbit.In other words a hobbit that is so laddleit can only be acurately described as a fobbit.
by ill jesus March 31, 2005
A name given to some Security Forces troops in iraq because the abbreviation SF worn on the sleeve. A super fobbit is someone who never leaves the Forward Observation Base (FOB)
by loki the if October 12, 2008
by chillinazndragon February 27, 2003
A FOBBIT is a person that pretends to be higher than its actual size, they tend to cope with this fake reality and never accept the true. They also have the tendency to talk over music when people are listening to it and gets bullied for it. HATED BY THE CHAT.
by KLKguru February 12, 2021