fluke

In Northern Ireland and Ireland (at least), a fluke (pronounced flook) is a verb meaning to win against the odds. It can also be used as a noun meaning something won against the odds or someone who wins that way.

Fluke tends to be a positive appreciation of good luck, rather than a denial of the win. It can be used to playfully reject someone's win though, or to be humble about one's own win.
(In appreciation of someone winning): "Whoa, flukey. Well done!"

(In bemused disbelief that someone won a football game): "Jeez, how did you score that goal? You weren't even kicking it right. What a fluke!"

(In happy humility after winning): "Thanks. It was just a fluke really".

(When someone beats you in a game, but you're convinced you'll win next time): "Fluke! Let's go again."

(To tell a story without it seeming boastful): "Well, the whole thing was a fluke really. Back in early Spring, I..."
by Flukemeister March 25, 2009
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Fluke

(1)fluke :
can be used to describe a situation of bullshit.
(2)fluke :
something that happens solely due to luck
Ex1: Damn where the hell did that cop come from..Thats fluke!
Ex2: It is not just a fluke that Captain’s vocal cords can reach the octave of his cousin Leona.
by Sonnyboy22 May 10, 2009
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Flukes

The name that most people use to refer to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (AKA, the Anaheim Angels and the California Angels).

They're the Flukes because somehow, they stumbled into a World Series win in 2002. Most people just laugh at the Aristotelian confluence of improbable events that made this possible. The team had no talent and has accomplished nothing since, so yeah, they're the Flukes, and shall be called thus forevermore.
The Flukes might have accidentally taken the World Series because during Spring Training, their retarded Rally Monkey farted on several team members. Of course, the players loved it because, well, they're nasty and retarded. They inhaled enough of the gas to destroy what little of their brains they had left, and they forgot how horrible they really were at baseball, and had career years, all for reasons passing understanding.

Of course, that's just one Fluke theory. Any other explanation is probably just as good for the Flukes to have accidentally taken the World Series.
by Ploppers October 09, 2007
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Fluked

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.
The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.
by cheekyT March 22, 2012
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fluked

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.
by edgarblah September 09, 2007
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fluke

Noun.
Meaning "Slut" . A trashy female that sleeps around. May also be considered a prostitute. Uses birth control but doesnt want to have to pay for it. (also see definition for cheap)
That woman is such a fluke she was having sex all night.

Being the fluke you are I know you will do me right.
by muddyib March 07, 2012
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Fluke

No fluke here: Chippewas earned win over MSU.
by Enemy_1 August 30, 2011
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