An insult normally directed at a fat girl wearing tight clothes aiming to make the most of her assets. This girl normally possesses the required saggy jelly tits in an undersized bra, saddle bag thighs, extra wide hips and a balloon belly gut, however her back tends to run directly into her upper thighs without so much as a ripple. Giving the impression that her lower body is the wrong way round.
This insult should be used carefully if the intended target is within earshot and of African descent as you will probably become the victim of a violent assault. Directing this insult at a Caucasoid female is a lot less dangerous as it may be taken as a compliment.
Other noted recivers of this insult are:
i)Skinny girls. Ususally wearing very big or string type belts in the hope of creating a feminine figure
ii)White guys. Who reputedly all have a flat ass, even the fat ones.
iii)Black guys. Displaying the opposite of the Arsenio Hall afliction
This insult should be used carefully if the intended target is within earshot and of African descent as you will probably become the victim of a violent assault. Directing this insult at a Caucasoid female is a lot less dangerous as it may be taken as a compliment.
Other noted recivers of this insult are:
i)Skinny girls. Ususally wearing very big or string type belts in the hope of creating a feminine figure
ii)White guys. Who reputedly all have a flat ass, even the fat ones.
iii)Black guys. Displaying the opposite of the Arsenio Hall afliction
The scene: A club dance floor.. a DJ spins Baby Got Back and the more ample figured ladies stampede to the dance floor. Two friends who narrowly missed being trampled take refuge in the corner and watch.
Friend 1 turns to his buddy and observes "look at that flat assed hoochie mamma trying to shake what she doesn't have"
Friend 1 turns to his buddy and observes "look at that flat assed hoochie mamma trying to shake what she doesn't have"
by jasonlondon August 03, 2006
by Bobby De Niro January 06, 2006
Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2021
White guy: "Exscuse me, but do you know where I can find a liquor store and a KFC?"
Black dude: "Fuck you flat ass!"
Black dude: "Fuck you flat ass!"
by Aaron Brace October 25, 2005
by Arwizzle February 01, 2015
flat asses are now popular amongst black women......
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.
not to many black women have big asses most women in the world have flat asses mostly black and white girls.
by Lee_Lee dat girl October 20, 2007
by Charlie523 March 13, 2017