Flamas Doritos

Only true gangsters eat these hot Doritos. Their Cheeto equivalent is Flaming Hot.

Will, "Should I get those Flamas Doritos?"

Friend, "Hell no. Only Jaquavious can eat those."

by WKUMAN November 3, 2019

ham flaps

Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.

Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!

by Ray Dawson Jr May 8, 2008

Flumps

Soft squishy deflated tits

Soft as marshmallows

They are so soft, like flumps

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

jazz flaps

Those delicious wet lips between the thighs of a ripe young woman.

God, I'd love to have a nosh on Jenny's jazz flaps

by cuffers July 9, 2010

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

meat flaps

The extra fleshy hanging parts of a pussy.

Oh damn! The girls got some serious meat flaps hanging from her pussy.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019