by Anonymhahahah January 3, 2017
Get the firuze mug.A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).
Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021
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Get the furcurious mug.Acronym for a visitor’s subjective experience when visiting a patient in the ICU, standing for Fucking Intensive Care Unit.
No wonder they call this part of the hospital the FICU, the nurses should just say this aloud as they do a “double flip” when I dare to ask for anything for my recovering husband’s comfort.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
Get the FICU mug.Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
by Whale On A Boat March 8, 2011
Get the Ulysses H. Ficus mug.man that girls face was all fercuckted.
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