Duke: When I was in the hospital for three days after my surgery, I had this really cute Filipina nurse named Carmelita. Man, she is one fine pinay!
Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.
Luke: I'm jealous, dude. Last time I was in, all I had were a bunch of grouchy, ugly-ass Nurse Ratched types.
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a women who is genetic decendant of one of the Malay/Indonesian Polynesian races of the south east asian archipelago that were ruled by Spain from 1500 ad to 1800ad and speak Tagalog and other dialects with borrowed words from Spanish like time and days of the week Usually kind and intelligent a good leader nurturer and a very beautiful by accounts. Such as many former miss universes and those Like Nieves Fernandez school teacher who killed +200 jap soldiers or Remedios Gomez Paraiso or commader Liwayway a beaty queen turned commander during jap occupation or Princess Urduja a warrior princess whose account was told bv the muslim traveller ibn batutta.
ME:MY MOTHER IS FILIPINA/Filipiana MY FATHER IS BLACK
Friend : Oh so you are a Filipina if you are half you are still very much your Filipiana mother child.
Friend : Oh so you are a Filipina if you are half you are still very much your Filipiana mother child.
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Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got a Filipina Alarm Clock."
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got a Filipina Alarm Clock."
by Smart Girl Philippines February 2, 2026
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Get the Filipino Footlong mug.A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:
Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)
by atari June 4, 2013
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