You want to cheat on your wife but you can't find a good excuse for your lover.
Bob: Hi beautiful, I just can not figure out the way to get away for a couple of hours because I am so extremely busy that I can't even explain it to you.
by Bobbobobo November 09, 2007
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"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
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Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!
A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Figure it out

An insult to tell your friends they’re being a real fuck up at the moment. Often used to people that are to drunk or just idiots in general.

If someone tells you you need to figure it out, you probably are being and idiot and need to figure that shit out
Andy: it’s 5 in the morning and the sun is coming out can we just fucking leave
One of The boys: Andy were at edc and ac slatter is coming on rn you have to figure it out
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Not the other way around. You didn't do any work FOR ME. And you didn't figure it out. You did the work you wanted to or were paid to do it and you were hired to do that work because you were willing to keep silent about the fact that I am the one who did it and that you're trying to get away with not paying me.
Hym "No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU... And NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FUCK-FACE. OK? And if he doesn't have to pay me then we DO NOT in any way shape or form own our own minds."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
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