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fidget spinner 

fidget spinners are cancer

Fidget Spinner 

A hand toy originally intended for autistic children and people with ADHD. All you have to do is spin it! Comes in many different sizes and variations.
Griffin: "Bruh what the fuck is that thing you're spinning?"
Jack: "It's my FIDGET SPINNER!!!"

fidget spinner 

a device originally designed to help those with ADHD. unfortunately it has become the cancerous symbol of 12 year old boys
Person 1: Omg look at that little kid! He's playing minecraft!
Person 2: Dude, it's not cool to make fun of kids
Person 1: Hold up. He's got a fidget spinner too!
Person 2: Yea he's fair game

Fidget Spinner 

A small plastic or metal object that sometimes has 4, 3, or 1 Bearing in it. It spins and can be dangerous if you are stupid.
It is a viral trend that has been going strong for a while now some people some people love them. At some schools, they have been banned for disrupting class and distracting students.
Dude 1: look that kid has a Fidget Spinner What a loser.
Dude 2: Yea I know right?
OR
Dude 1: Oh man look that kid has a Fidget Spinner It looks sick.
Dude 2: So cool.

Fidget Spinner 

A stupid toy. A toy supposedly "to help kids with Autism and to relieve stress". Basically, a stress reliever but actually causes stress and distraction. Things kids will cry for. Plus they get bigger everyday.
MOM!!!! I NEED THE DIAMOND FIDGET SPINNER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fidget Spinner 

An addictive toy used by both twelves year olds and millenials for easing anxiety, curing boredom, and inflicting autism.
I'll trade you my fidget spinner for a pack of gum