Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

white pellets of fertility

A fancy term for semen.

I sprayed my white pellets of fertility all over Beth's face last night. And she loved it!

by Markytheballa3 March 8, 2009

Facebook fertility

The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know

how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes

by naveenforfriends March 21, 2011

male fertility

Now i want everybody to listen. Mainly guys. If you want to make sure that your parts are functioning properly than you must make sure that you follow these rules: DO NOT put your testies in the waffle iron, that would hurt and probobly burn them
2. keep them out of the toaster its meant for bread products.
3. its common sense people
4. don't use your gonads for bait
5. remember to stay away from willy peterson because he likes the testys enough then he might pull them right off you. JKDJFIJFK DONHHHHH DONUTS

Willy: male fertility like squirrel
spidey: mallot
nick scott: i can't produce sperm jdkd

by bruce rockifeller January 11, 2005

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022

babylonian fertility goddess

an instant panty dropper, only the upper echelon of onlyfans subscribers are capable of pulling this one off, you come off like a mysterious bad boy daddy deluxe and the girls can't get enough of your monster

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Jock: OH baby~ I want your Babylonian Body for myself I will donate 200 dollars to you my queen
Babylonian Fertility Goddess: Oh ho ho! How scrumptious, I tip my fedora to you my delightful king

by Gasstationtweaker July 22, 2023

Fried and Fertilized

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011