Fedophile

Community of streamer on twitch called "fedmyster"

We are fedophiles fed7

by TwitchViewer April 3, 2018

Fedophile

When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.

When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?

More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!

Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!

. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.

by Didaskalos July 30, 2023

Fedophile

Someone who has strong desires to sexually harrass and manhandle federal agents

Regardless of agency

"Man i would slam that gash"

"Yeah but shes a FED dude she'll shoot your dog!"

"Sounds like my kind of gal! Let her shoot my dog then we hate fuck!"

"Bro what the fuck? Are you a fedophile?"

by YURI Illyo December 18, 2024