Fedophile 

A deep state plot between the United States government, the LGBTQIA+ community, CSPAN and liberally minded YouTube creators to groom children into believing it's okay to not be straight.

Bro 1: "Hey bro, did you hear about the high school library with a cartoon depiction of someone giving a plastic stick a blowjob?"

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, they're all apart of the Fedophile's plan."

Fedophile by ReaganlnTheMoney June 27, 2023

FEDOPHILE 

a Pedophile that works in/with the Federal Government

that Fedophile is talking inappropriately with 15-year-old Girls!!

FEDOPHILE by DSDATURA August 15, 2023

Fedophile 

Someone who has strong desires to sexually harrass and manhandle federal agents

Regardless of agency

"Man i would slam that gash"

"Yeah but shes a FED dude she'll shoot your dog!"

"Sounds like my kind of gal! Let her shoot my dog then we hate fuck!"

"Bro what the fuck? Are you a fedophile?"

Fedophile by YURI Illyo December 18, 2024

pedophilesexual 

not fucking real

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual

pedophilesexual by anonymous January 26, 2021

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. 

A popular drinking game which can start any time the name of an elderly celebrity or public figure is trending on social media. The object of the game is to accurately guess the reason the name is trending. If you guess correctly, everyone who guessed incorrectly must drink a shot. If nobody is correct, everyone drinks two shots. You are not restricted to guessing that they're either sick or dead or a Pedophile although you will find that that is often the case.

Les - I see (celebrity x) is trending, let's play Sick, Dead or Pedophile.

Phil - Good idea Les, do you want to play Sick, Dead or PedophileJohn?

John - yes.

Sick, Dead or Pedophile. by Lucas Lucas December 3, 2016

Filophile 

A Filophile is a person who is fond of Philippine culture, Philippine languages, the Filipino people, and/or the Philippines in general.

Another term for this is Filipinophile, but it's too long and unwieldy.
Tagalophile is also an acceptable term, but might trigger Sugbuanon fanatics.

"I love the Philippines so much that it needs a term of its own. I now declare myself a Filophile."

Filophile by JackH4L January 25, 2023

Pedophile State University 

Also known as the Pennsylvania State University. People started calling the college Pedophile State after former assistant coach Jerry Sandusky was arrested for molesting young boys.

Guy 1: What college do you go to?
Guy 2: I go to Penn State University.
Guy 1: Do you mean Pedophile State University?

Pedophile State University by Procket Man March 18, 2015