farty

A party that has the entertainment value of a fart.

This is no party. It's a fucking farty.

by Ereck Flowers November 08, 2018

fartiness

The amount of uncontrolled farting

Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.

by mobri December 23, 2009

farty

1. Gassy.
2. Smelly.
3. Low-class.
4. Unworthy.

You are a farty little man, Marty.

by Benjamin Peabody April 14, 2007

farty

A party in which there is a fire going on, typically outside. Think of it as a house party w/ a bonfire going on outside in the yard.

"C'mon over dude, were having a farty over at Tony's crib!"

by Tone-E June 19, 2011

Farty

A virtual party that takes place on Facebook when an actual party is not possible due to geographic and/or child care constraints. Popular among those in their 30's and 40's.

This Friday we'll all have a couple of beers and get together on my page for a Farty.

by Baystoner February 10, 2010

farty

When someone or something refuses to cooperate, or be a smart, decent human being without an attitude. Farty is pretty much indescribable, you just know when someones being farty, its like a 6th sense.

GOSH, Curly Mophead is soo farty

by Ween Patrol January 03, 2005

Farty

Refers to a small amount

Janet said "there's a farty bit of toothpaste left in the tube"

by Janet Wesley June 17, 2021