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FedEx

1. Roger Federer's nickname. Given to him because he delivers.

2. To use in a manner similar to "Federered".
Did you see FedEx's last match vs. Lleyton Hewitt?? Hewitt got Fedex'd!!!
by FraNkcn August 6, 2008
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fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.
My pet Rabbit never came.
by Cloud July 20, 2004
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FedEx

a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their.

their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues.

I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf

do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service
friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf

friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx???

friend1:yeah, why you ask?

friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use

their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country.

friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!
by cornell123 September 19, 2009
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FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive
Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost
by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021
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fedex

fedex next day delivery thursday, no show, friday no show, monday no show
by masskr January 11, 2010
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FedEx

A bitch with World Wide Delivery meaning she fucks everyone.
Damn! That girl is FedEx...She fucks everybody.
by NLT February 18, 2008
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Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005
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