Fantom Poo

A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.

Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".

Tom "Lovely".

by Zute Zute October 11, 2009

Fantomenal

A mix of Fantastic and Phenomenal. Used to express a great deal of joy towards something.

Johnny: Oh wow that was fantomenal
Michael: you're telling me? I was just counting the incremals as it happened!

by DomeMaster4444 March 17, 2022

Fantom poo

a poo that you do but you dont feel it come out, the only way you know it has come out is that you here the splash, but when you look into the toilet it isnt there, it has gone down the pipe.

"OMG i have just done a fantom poo that i didnt feel but is splashed my but and it isnt in the loo.

by Tizmo January 14, 2008

Fantom Logger

An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.

"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."

by The Fantom Logger November 4, 2013

fantom

a member of the julie and the phantoms fandom

i love her merch,is she a fantom?

by r67oop January 18, 2021

the fantom

best ddr player in the world

wow, the fantom just AAA'ed R&P while delivering a baby, and finishing my homework!

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

fantom

When a guy looks so hot, in online dating walking in a bar, but always with a hat on. Once you meet him in person or go to find him in the bar, hats off, no hot guy, he went fantom.

Kris with a K was so hot, until he took his hat off and went fantom I couldn’t even fuck him in the dark.

by Boo boo and the sheriff April 22, 2018