F.A.P.

Acronym for Fast As Possible. This is used when you need something faster than A.S.A.P.

Where A.S.A.P. implies prioritizing the requested action along with competing priorities, F.A.P. means nothing else is as important. Its urgency is also communicated since the word itself can be uttered more quickly than A.S.A.P. because it is one syllable shorter.

The CEO is on his way to my office, I need those reports on my desk F.A.P.

by Lee T. Wilson May 24, 2014

F.A.P.

Fat Above Pussy; The fat roll that sits below the stumach but above the pussy of larger girls...

Also called f.a.d. or fad for guys

That girl is gross, check out her f.a.p.

by Lgsedam September 21, 2007

F.A.P.

Acronym for a woman's thick lipped pubus, meaning Fat Ass Pussy. Typically the thicker flesh of the vulva.

"Damn, son! That girls got a F.A.P. going on!"

by Dexter Wanzel September 2, 2014

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

F.A.P.O.A

Letters used to abbreviate the statement “Fine ass piece of ass” associated with spotting a foxy lady.

Yo Bro.....check our that F.A.P.O.A

I'd like to tap that F.A.P.O.A

by pie master August 12, 2006

Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P.

The plan issued in season 5 episode 14 of the show "The Amazing World of Gumball" in order to adjust Richard's father into the outside by bringing him into an unexpected prison life. A.k.a. - Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison.

Nicole - "Right. Operation Make Grandpa Frankie Feel At Home By Turning Our House Into A Prison is a go... I just wish it had a catchier title." (Operation M.G.F.F.A.H.B.T.O.H.I.A.P.)

by $adeMica June 19, 2021

F.R.A.P.

Frenetic Random Activity Pattern. A behavior often exhibited by puppies or young dogs wherein the animal, without an apparent reason, suddenly runs at high speed, frantically darting in multiple directions then racing to a sudden stop. These episodes generally last 60-90 seconds at most. In general the puppy will appear very pleased with itself. May happen indoors or out.

The puppies had a FRAP attack when out in the yard.

by poodlemama July 20, 2005