dick eye

What it is called when you get smoke in your eye. It is rather irritating and causes your eye to tear up and impair your eyesight for a mere couple seconds.

Rich: Yeah, I rolled a joint about as thick as my finger and when I smoked it, I got dickeye like 10 times.

by Frows December 11, 2004

dick eye

someone who likes to get the shot in the eye

Morgan was giving head to a guy, and got a case of the dick eye

by katie lana morgan November 14, 2003

dick-eyes

A person which could in other more civilized times, be termed a "Goon"

"Hey Who is the dick-eyes?"

"Oh, he's Harmless. merely a hired Goon"

by Davies G March 25, 2008

suck my dick eye

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

by duckkiller May 25, 2012

have the eyes like a dick hole

This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.

Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!

I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?

Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...

by Stephanie37 July 5, 2008

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020