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Extreme Sport

A difficult, high pressure activity, often under time constraint, with potentially catastrophic effects if it goes even slightly wrong. Examples include: Doing your homework as the teacher is collecting it, trying to fairly split food with your sibling, and deciding among 15 other students who shares with who when there are only 7 bed-like surfaces in your assigned cabin.
Friend 1: Oh, did your mom question you about why we needed the gasoline?
Friend 2: Yeah, that discussion was an extreme sport alright, you don’t want to know!
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extreme sport fucking

Fucking other men's wives or girlfriends.
I'm done being married I'm going to do some extreme sport fucking and make it with everybody else's wife, and let those poor schmucks put up with their wife nonsense.
by Cuerno Clause June 7, 2021
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extreme sports punk

A punk that obsesses over the extreme marketing hype. An extreme sports punk:
rides a skateboard
drives a hummer
has a mohawk
has tattoos
has testicular rings
screams "EXTREME" at the top of his lungs
is an asshole
has an IQ lower than 30
participates in vandalism
hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so
is full of shit
will do anything if you "triple dare" him to
"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, ONE BEING NOT SO EXTREME AND TEN BEING EXTREMELY EXTREME, I'D GIVE THIS A NINE POINT FIVE!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! CHECK IT OUT, EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!" - Extreme Sports Punk #1

Because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don't even deserve proper naming.
by DrIdiot April 23, 2005
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extreme sports

Highly over-publicized activities that at least half the time are undertaken or discussed by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to seem interesting. Posers are extraordinarily abundant, especially inThe Heartland. After all, how the hell does some kid in Nebraska go surfing, or rock-climbing in Iowa?
The purchased experiences of white-water rafting and bungee jumping gave Ned a sense that he was not a vanilla, SUV-driving corporate automaton, but a wild and crazy alpha-male living his life on the edge!
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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extreme sports

Sports which rock, such as boardin, inline, bmxin, sufin. Need i go on?
by sk8ter. August 25, 2003
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extreme sports

the best kind of sports. the ones that impress like surfing paintballing and snowboarding. they are the sports all the jocks say are not actually sports. but they are a hell lot more fun then the normal sports. ride hard
football player- extreme sports are for fags, they dont take any skill
extremer- yeah right lets see you fly down a mountain, get shot at, and swim on a board with high tides. ur just jealous bitch!
by Venue July 19, 2007
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Extreme Sports Club

A club for sexist boys, not men, that think they are more extreme than everyone else. No girls are allowed because the boys are afraid of being pwned.
David is a n00b, so he joined the Extreme Sports Club.
by Hmmamamamama October 17, 2008
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