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Jenni Buckley is 25 = expired :/
Expired by Shush220 December 2, 2023
Somebody whose body count exceeds 15.
"You hear Terry has like 20 bodies already? That guy's Expired as fuck!"
Expired by MrDefinitionz May 30, 2025

expired__m1lk 

The most sexiest man to ever walk the Earth. The gayest and most hottest person.
This:

"Have you heard of expired__m1lk?"
"No, who are they?"
"He's the sexiest man to ever walk the Earth!"

expired nudes 

Nudes that are therefor out of date
Even though she was 15 , those expired nudes are amazing!
expired nudes by Bob man meyers March 1, 2017

Expired Meat Stick 

Refers to an old man who wants to get his dick wet

Expired Douchebag

Noun: a douchabag that is so old and douchey that it isn't even fit to douche with.
KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"

Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."
Expired Douchebag by MadMorsel August 19, 2013