sartorial excellence

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

by K*McD December 28, 2007

Excelgasm

When such satisfaction while using Microsoft Excel results in an orgasm, plain and simple.

Sean: Oh my Lord... look at that graph.
Ethan: Dude, you just had an Excelgasm.

by David Hochmann February 17, 2010

Excelling

It is the art of watching an excel file while it watches you back, while you are being incredibly unproductive.

I was working on our company's analysis and was excelling at that for many hours!

by malnic May 13, 2021

Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.

Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.

by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016

subvert expectations

To behave contrary to an established belief or assumption for the purpose of being fresh and interesting. Usually used in the arts when analyzing the reaction of the audience to a performance or piece of writing. Sometimes mistakenly used as a positive when the result in neither fresh nor interesting.

A. Star Wars: The Last Jedi did a great job of subverting audience expectations!
B. No, it was just a narrative mess.

A. Your report written in crayon was very unprofessional.
B. Come on! I was just trying to subvert expectations!

by OkiShisa November 21, 2018

Brutal Expectations

If you have no idea what is going on and are completly out of the touch with a community.

Player Base: "We want a working game with basic Battlefield features upon release."
Andy McNamara: "Love you guys but these are brutal expectations."

by Sir-Slang-A-Lot January 18, 2022

soft bigotry of low expectations

Not expecting disadvantaged people or minorities to meet the same standard of behaviour or achievement set for most people. It is called "soft bigotry" because it is a more subtle and subconscious form of prejudice.

"I will confront another form of bias: the soft bigotry of low expectations.

Several months ago I visited Central High School in Little Rock, Arkansas, where African-Americans confronted injustice and white Americans confronted their conscience. In 43 years, we have come so far in opening the doors of our schools. But today we have a challenge of our own. While all can enter our schools, many--too many, are not learning there.

There's a tremendous gap of achievement between rich and poor, white and minority. This, too, leaves a divided society.

And whatever the causes, the effect is discrimination.

My friend Phyllis Hunter (ph), of Houston, Texas, calls reading the new civil right. Equality in our country will remain a distant dream until every child, of every background, learns so that he or she may strive and rise in this world. No child in America should be segregated by low expectations, imprisoned by illiteracy, abandoned to frustration and the darkness of self-doubt."

- George W. Bush, speech before the NAACP (2000).

by Man Moth February 8, 2017