Expediate

To make go faster

I must expediate my finding a bathroom so I don't poo myself.

by Gerald Steele October 8, 2008

Expelianus

A spell that can be cast to end constipation.

Harry suddenly shouted "expelianus" and his cramping went away.

by desotobear August 1, 2013

Walmart Expedition

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.

Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?

by Snipplez June 9, 2020

Expeditionist

One who enjoys the thrill and/or excitement of having sex in random nontraditional areas usually public places where the thrill of being caught excites them in a sexual perversion

Wow look at those expeditionist over there just going at it couple of real freaks there

by Skeetie on ur face June 21, 2018

expeditiously

When you order a pair of J’s (13 black and greens to be exact) and it was originally supposed to be a 3-5 business day shipping order, but the shoe store shows love and over nights them....

“They shipped them hoes expeditiously !” - Favyon Coleman

by Jogundana April 21, 2018

experian

Credit Bureau formerly known as TRW. Satan.

Consumer: You screwed my credit rating!
XPN: No we didn't...the computer did!
Consumer: Fuck you (hangs up).
XPN (to other XPN): What's a four letter word for Consumer?
XPN: Ummm...DATA!!!!!!!

by File One March 12, 2004

Steve Irwin's Expedition

Sexual act where you put a salamander in a woman's vagina.

Ryan has a fetish for girls that do Steve Irwin's Expedition.

by Australia etc November 10, 2008