European handball

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.

As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"

by drunkram July 22, 2015

Packing For Europe

A physical act performed by insertion of both testicles into the vaginal opening during doggystyle anal sex.

The whole time I was blasting Aaron's mom's ass, I was packing for Europe!

by NYkid420 July 21, 2011

European Fanta

The type of Fanta that they only sell in Europe. Unlike its American counterpart its not your run of the mill orange soda. It is completely unique to itself and delicious. Not to mention way better tasting.

Person 1: Hey you want some Fanta?

Person 2: No I only like European Fanta.

Person 1: What's the difference?

Person 2: It's better than this American crap/

by EuroFantaisbetter August 11, 2009

European Birth Control

Synonym for anal intercourse.

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!

by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008

European hearing aid

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.

Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.

by Dbu June 7, 2013

The European Wank

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives

I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants

by The_Gentleman79 February 1, 2020

European Extreme

A difficulty level that first appeared on the European release of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of liberty, which was released several months after the other versions.

Basically, it's a step-up from the previous hardest difficulty, and reserved for hard-core gamers and/or people with too much time on their hands.

A: I finally did it! I cleared MGS2 on European Extreme!
B: A month well spent.

by dkaksl September 20, 2011