Ewoot

A type of noise made by a retarded, and or Canadian person. Can be both!

Ewoot!

by TheDragg April 19, 2018

Epoophany

The sudden and imparitive urge to take a massive shit.

Jenny: "MOTHER FUCKING DAMN SHIT! I'm in the midst of an epoophany."
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*

by realniggaJJB October 22, 2013

epoophany

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.

(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"

by diabolicalpanther October 24, 2008

Ewoof

Used when you want to show you feel bad for someone / someone’s action but at the same time it’s gross. Basically a combination of Ew + Oof

Me: “I had to cleanup throw up off of the floor today”
Friend: “Ewoof”

by I can’t choose a name August 14, 2018

Ewoof

Eww and Oof combined!

"he fucked his sister and his mom walked in! That's just Ewoof!"

by maiagonzalez January 28, 2019

EmOop

The dumbest bitch you’ll ever meet.
She’s known to make your brain hurt.

The most bipolar headass bitch who’ll will confuse you.

She can bend your fingers so far back you’ll probably need a chiropractor.

EmOop is on her dot.
You make my brain hurt.

by Tony Stark died 02 October 20, 2019

Ewoomer

An Ewoomer is the Earth's Worst Boomer

"OK EWOOMER" The guy said to the boomer

by Yeetord February 14, 2020