When a girl has to make up a reason to not have sex with a guy after she realizes he has a micropenis. Common bobs evacuations are "I have to attend a funeral" and "my grandma needs more home"
Rachael: So I heard you guys went all the way. How did it go?
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.
Jordy: I thought it was gonna be good but I had to do a bobs evacuation.
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An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.
Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.
Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.
Dan: Dude where were you earlier?
Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.
Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.
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Get the Evaculation mug.When faced with the Decision Maker, violently and simultaneously shitting and vomiting, you choose the path of feeling better by quickly cranking one out.
Got hit with the decision maker and thought I was gonna die, but went full evacuation mode and felt a lot better.
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Get the full evacuation mug.The time-place in between the forced removal from a city evacuation combined with an extended absence vacation.
After Katrina, I went on an "evacucation". First to a ranch in Texas, then to fancy beach hotels in Florida.
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