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Euro

European girl who wants an american cock, and will stop at nothing to get it. She starts off seeming normal and DTF, but then becomes a stage five clinger. Even showing up at your house and job uninvited, and blowing up your phone everyday. Definitely does not take a hint when trying to avoid, but instead she tries harder, inviting you to movies, and dinner.
Dude that girl totally tuned into a Euro! She showed up at my work and is sitting outside our apartment! Oh wait, she just text me too.
by Americock September 29, 2010
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Euro

A person of primarily European ancestry, regardless of their specific place of birth or passport: a white person. Often distinguishable by one or more of these traits: fair skin, tall stature, a tall narrow straight nose, tall cranium, lactose tolerance, straight hair, blonde ginger or brown hair color, blue green hazel or gray eye color.

Used as a noun, adjective, or prefix.
Ex. 1 "That euro is an excellent dancer!"
Ex. 2 "Much of euro civilization may be explained by cold winter theory."
Ex. 3 "There is no excuse for europhobia."
by XPatt August 27, 2019
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euros

I was well fucked off them Euros last night
by Smalice November 15, 2007
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euro

1) "euro" - single european currency used by all members of the european union except UK, denmark, sweden since 01/01/2002.

2) 1 euro = 1.3-something $
"dollars? come on, how much is that in real money?"
by juanito perez January 26, 2004
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euro

Common currency of the eurozone, a currency union of 17 out of the 27 states of the European Union. Currency sign is €.

As of submission, €1 = approximately $1.50

PROS:

Trade and import-export transactions within Europe and with other nations is much easier.

No more national currencies in the eurozone saves quite a bit of money for consumers and travelers, as well as businesses which engage in a high degree of cross-border business.

The pooled European capital of the euro currency has created a strong world reserve currency that could not have been achieved with the previous national currencies.

CONS:

German (and to a lesser extent French) taxpayers find themselves perpetually bailing out countries with dysfunctional economies. See Greek Debt Crisis.

Not all nations in the Eurozone are equally wealthy or in a position to maintain healthy debt-to-GDP ratios over long periods. The interest rates set by the ECB are often favorable for wealthier eurozone countries but not for poorer ones. While some less-wealthy countries can't survive without a default, other less-wealthy countries muddle along with unhealthy but sort of manageable debt levels. The euro is not necessarily good for these countries, as they can't periodically devalue currency to improve their trade. Then again, their ability to trade without the losses of currency conversion highlights the benefits of a common currency.
My recent hostel stay in Italy cost €830 for three weeks. Good deal for an American? How about $1200. Damn you, Mr. Monopoly Man and your happy colored euro bills!
by istherelifeonmars August 4, 2011
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euro

Common european currency used since 01/01/2002, its value is exactly equal to 1000 lire.
Italian and European politicians keep saying that 1 euro equals 1936.27 lire, but nobody believes them.
I used to pay 30000 lire to eat at the restaurant until 2001, now I always spend 30 euro!
by Devil Master April 9, 2004
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euro

Anywhere between $1 and $1.70, depending on investors' temperament. (As of May 27, 2012, it was about $1.25 USD, which is unusually low.)
Q: Got a seven dollar bill? A: No, but I have a five euro bill. Q: Hmmmmm... OK, close enough.

Q: But the Grexit forced the thing below six dollars! A: that's capitalism and money for you :-p
by Rickyrab November 7, 2012
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