A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:
Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums
*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.
Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums
*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.
"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.
I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.
I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.
In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."
I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.
I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.
In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."
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n. a large 3- or 4-valved brass instrument resembling a small tuba; it is similar to the baritone horn but, while the baritone has a cylindrical (straight) bore, the euphonium has a conical (grows larger as it progresses towards the bell) bore, warming up the sound
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Man: That's Euphoria
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BTS/ Jeon Jungkook: TAKE MY HANDS NOW YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY EUPHORIA!!!
ARMY: *dies*
Man: That's Euphoria
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BTS/ Jeon Jungkook: TAKE MY HANDS NOW YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY EUPHORIA!!!
ARMY: *dies*
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Someone drove their Pagani Zonda in town today. I can hear The Cry of Euphoria echoing throughout the area.
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