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Eton

A place where a poker was stuck slowly up my arse for four years. The psychological surgery necessary to remove it is pretty damn expensive. Nevertheless, it offers a great education.
Me: Hey Lord Wellesley, have you removed the Eton poker yet?
LW: One of the laity--how quaint!
by Unfortunate Businessman October 30, 2008
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Entoni

someone very fun cool and talented and worthy of trust typically a Leo with fun charisma with a big package.
Entoni can be very cute
by who is ? August 27, 2020
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Eton

A Small town in Berkshire near Slough which was fairly innocuous and insignificant until some bright spark in the 1440's decided to place a Fagan's Den of under age male sex on top.
He's 5 years old isn't he? He's a bit queer? He needs an Eton education. It will do him the world of good in Male Company.
by Scruffytubbles October 26, 2019
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Etson

Hey look it's etson
by Y do u want to know my name October 17, 2016
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Audi Etron

An electric car for 100 thousand bucks that fucks up all other pussy cars, plus its a luxury car. It has a better chassis than a Tesla, as the Audi salesman said. It can accelerate up to 100km/h in only 4,9s, thats crazy fast dude.
Yo bro, my dad bought an audi etron
Sick bro
by bigchubbs November 11, 2019
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Etno

An obnoxious, aggressive, touchy, inapropro, scary, lil mean, chubby, annoying, baby leprechaun, SAME HEIGHT AS ME EVEN THOUGH SHE'S 3 YEARS YOUNGER girl.

She likes stuff that I like tho so she oke!:)

Overall..eh..she oke.
I miss my lil sis, Etno, she left me...
by KARKAT KINNIE November 13, 2020
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Eton Wick

The ghetto of Berkshire. This multi-cultural area is divided into two continents; the northside (often called the shithole) being renowned for its trampishness and being a habitat for chavs and pikosts. The southside is the more prestidge part of the village, where the rich and famous tend to live. The main feature of the southside is the recycling bank which is regularly set alight or used as a launchpad for fireworks by the Tyson's or other young scamps living in the area
I got shot when I was walking past the Eton Wick chippy
by Graham April 11, 2005
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