by imess May 30, 2021
 Get the essmug.
Get the essmug. by Klondike July 19, 2008
 Get the essemug.
Get the essemug. Little-known term sometimes used in place of "as+noun" to complete a comparison/simile. Mostly used by slightly ghetto suburban kids.
Instead of "It's hot as hell!" use "It's hot ess!"
Samantha: Girl that chick looks terrible!
NaeNae: Yeah girl she ug ess!
Samantha: Girl that chick looks terrible!
NaeNae: Yeah girl she ug ess!
by This1Chick December 29, 2011
 Get the essmug.
Get the essmug. Empty Sack Syndrome: After a long day of "self dicipline" infront of a few porn DVD's, the bloke goes to have one last one before going to sleep. He is suffering from ESS if all he manages to conjure forth is a grunt and a wince.
No need for a joe-bag love, got a lend of Charlies Anal's of one of the lads and ive got a bad case of ESS!
by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004
 Get the ESSmug.
Get the ESSmug. by French_m8 August 15, 2022
 Get the essingmug.
Get the essingmug. Enfield's Sickest Soldiers
In a town called Enfield, in north London, there's a war going on between ESS and N19.
ESS consists mostly of Caucasian Teenage Boys who go to Enfield Grammar and the Girls are normally from Enfield 'Sket' County. Normally chavs.
No one knows why or who started the ESS, but it looks like ESS will be around for time.
They come out with rubbish disses though. And it's a big gang, you've got to be loyal because if you aren't, you'll get murked and your face will be remembered.
In a town called Enfield, in north London, there's a war going on between ESS and N19.
ESS consists mostly of Caucasian Teenage Boys who go to Enfield Grammar and the Girls are normally from Enfield 'Sket' County. Normally chavs.
No one knows why or who started the ESS, but it looks like ESS will be around for time.
They come out with rubbish disses though. And it's a big gang, you've got to be loyal because if you aren't, you'll get murked and your face will be remembered.
N19 boy: OI, u ESS scum, wot u doing in our endz?
ESS boi: Shut it u tramp, you want beef, you got it cuz!
ESS boi: Shut it u tramp, you want beef, you got it cuz!
by Neutral B August 14, 2006
 Get the ESSmug.
Get the ESSmug. by Jay January 19, 2003
 Get the essemug.
Get the essemug.