Errellionism

Pronunciation - (ee - rrell - eon)

When the subject is not sure/has come in halfway during a conversation and either has a)misunderstood; b)taken out of context; c)lost the plot completely and needs to take that 5 seconds back; d)gets intoxicated and comments on Britney's breasts when everyone else is talking about fittings.

"is that more Errellionism..................reading into something that I did not type?"

by Daniel Eveentry June 17, 2008

eyelobe

The word u use when ur high af and

u don't remember what ur Eyelid is called

"Dude that weed came up into my eyelobe". "Wtf bill an eyelobe" 20 mins later "oh it's an eyelid"

by funny sheeet May 31, 2017

eyelid inventory

When you are tossing and turning in your sleep. You keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won't stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. Pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. Eyelid Inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. You may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
And your pillow case is clean in the morning

After a full night on the town and ignoring her AM deadlines, Demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.

by Hard Living Heather February 4, 2010

eRelationship

eRelationship- noun

1.) a connection, association, or involvement primarily taking place in virtual form or becomes the main means of communication -primarily email, text messages, instant chatting and/or all forms of social networking sites

2.) a substandard form of dating commonly implemented by lazy or socially under developed individuals.

3.) a behavior that usually will lead to a future of text sex if allowed to develop, aka "Sexting"

I've been emailing and texting with the guy for weeks. He text me all day long and flirts but never calls or asks me out on an actual date. He must be trying to rope me in an eRelationship.

by bluewatersbaby April 9, 2010

William Eyelash

The name Rainn Wilson gave Billie Eilish as a name

Person 1: do you know William Eyelash?

Person 2: no, tf is that?

Person 1: well it’s Billie Eilish you fake stan

by Back Pain Pills August 4, 2019

eyeliner

Makeup applied to emphasize the shape of the eyes, but can also be applied to achieve intensity and definition. Usually comes from a "pencil" and is applied under and above in eye.

Overdoing eyeliner makes you look messed up!

by Endit October 11, 2004

Eyelid Assassin

An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.

I had an encounter with the Eyelid Assassin, and every since that day, I suffer from double vision.

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019