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SD/AD Brothers- SD MAC PAT/ AD MAC SEEMS
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These Lads Elite Group Limited dudes are some bad mother fuckers.
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Elite

Elites are a small group of people who hold a disproportionate amount of control over the livelihood of the rest of biological species. The Elites themselves are tuned by a very small group of Key Players, those key players are the core of an intricate set of overlapping political, economic & military Elite circles.

In the Paleolithic age Elites were simply the dominant Alpha male leaders, those early Elites outlawed human incest, by this the Alpha male leader ensured public approval everytime the he decided to gain access to the daughters of Beta male peasants. As a result of undermining Beta Male patriarchs via new laws, more power transferred to lawmaking Elite Alpha Male.

The Sumerian city state culture was the most formidable counter-elite form of self-rule. This remained the case until Sargon of Akkad managed to subdue Sumer, Sargon first tactic was using cultural divide between Akkadian peasants & Sumerian peasants. However, Sargon long-term strategy was sharing power with Elites who sided with him vs the peasants. During Sargon 50 years of rule he built a network of Political-Economic-Military Multi-Ethnic alliances, Elites remained loyal to Sargon because they seeked the backup of the Akkadian Empire to intimidate their local peasants. When Sargon died, other Elites made it their purpose to match the greatness of Sargon, this greatness is measured by the extent of Law, Order & Taxation imposed on the Governed Citizens
Joe: Not true, To be Elite all you need is; Wealth, Health, Love & Happiness

Bernard: I see, are you subscribed to that popular Motivational talk program

Joe: uhh, I kinda wanted to keep it a secret, but the Tai Lopez 67 steps program helped me see the world in a better way

Bernard: Yeah, Tai Lopez transcended into an Elite. He has a lot of paying believers & he did help some Peasants increase their taxable income

Joe: I don't like the undertone in that response. Enjoy your bowl of nuts. I was just trying to get you in, Simple Simon Shit...But Okay. Enjoy ruining the world
by Felix Jabs Arnold December 28, 2018
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Elite Barbarians

Can a virtual character cause cancer? Yes.

Originally, Elite Barbarians were made to be a Defend and Punish type of card. That was the initial purpose of the card, but as of writing this definition, Elite Barbarians are used as a "Win Condition". Im pretty sure you know what it means.

But simply dropping E Barbs (Elite Barbarians for short. Annoying to type.) at the other side of the map at the bridge with no thought is simply wrong in every way. The only real counters are either PEKKA or Skarmy.(Beats the shit out of Mega Knight, aka Mega Gay, E barbs, E Giant, and every braindead card in the game. Except swarms.)
But if you drop a pekka on top of E Barbs, you get a negitive trade of 1 Elixir, but you would say that the PEKKA can do a counterpush.

But the most shittiest thing is that the PEKKA would be at 1/3rd of its health. Its not enough for a real counterpush. And including the fact that most E Barbs are overlevelled and do apeshit amounts of damage, it doesn't make any sense.
And soon enough, they drop Mega Knight on top.

Skarmy is another effective counter however, but they can simply be zapped or arrowed. So much for that.

Adding Rage, Freeze makes kids autistic.

Side Effects of using Elite Barbarians:
Death Threats, Cancer, Allergic to Grass, and the Sun in general, Autism, Loss of friends, sudden loss of fathers and family, and in some extreme cases, loss of real bitches. And if beaten by a skilled player, ego loss.
Normal Clash Royale Mid Ladder deck:
Mega Knight, Elite Barbarians (YOU ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING TANK), The Log, Wizard (Why), Witch (YOU ALREADY HAVE WIZARD BRUH), Zap, Goblin Barrel (Synergizes with NOTHING) etc.
by A weak dick March 10, 2022
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eliteguru

The greatest and elitest that ever lived.
He is an eliteguru. He knows his way around the internet, and he is one of the best in online games.
by Brandon Guru October 2, 2004
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Elitestocrat

A person who is at the same time Elite and Aristocrat like Farzana Majid Tisha.
Ankur is an Elitestocrat.
by Ironman29 January 9, 2022
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Elite Spits

Crazy Good, Unexpected Bomb Head. Amazing Blow Job.
Bro, she don't just suck dick, she got them elite spits!
by CrazyGringaWithEliteSpits418 November 27, 2016
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Sosa_Elite

Some kid on playstation who deep throats his mic and tells everyone that hes better than them. He very often dies in video games and is self proclaimed
by Jake_Paul123 January 6, 2019
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