Eriudite

The way stupid people pronounce the word "erudite," which is an adjective meaning "scholarly and well educated."

George Bush: "I am very eriudite!"
(He didn't really say this)

by John1122334 April 5, 2011

erdite

The act of one species giving birth to another

Child: "Mommy, why is koala coming out of the elephants vagina?"
Mother: "Because the elephant is having an erdite."

by Dr. McHergleshmire February 6, 2010

eruditon

An Eruditon is an assembly of many erudite's.

A very popular Eruditon is the Mensa International High I.Q Society.

by Eruditon Society October 8, 2018

erdit

word that chavs use to show disagreement, confusion, or their complete inability to integrate any meaningful words into their meagre vocabulary.

Non-chav: "Piss off!"
Chav: "ERDIT kidda!"

Teacher: "You'll need a thermometer for that."
Chav: "ERDIT! Wots one of them then?!"

by Smithy & Alex October 1, 2005

ericitis

a disease in which the afllicted person becomes scared of anything that is fun or could be considered fun. only affects people with the name eric. the affected individual refuses to partake in any illegal activities and refrains from leaving his house past midnight. the only known cure for this is to get so much murt in their ear that they realize that he needs to have fun.

"Wait, you're done drinking and smoking. You're a pussy!"
"No, he was just diagnosed with ericitis."

"He became affected with ericitis immediately after his marriage."

by mars murphy September 5, 2008

Erudite Sleeping Elephant

The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.

Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.

by Frank-Dubb November 22, 2007

Erdit

A really funny person who makes jokes about people and who disses people by using the term "suck your mum".

* Random Person* Yo Erdit!
*Erdit* Suck your mum

by KLEVSONIINGROT December 7, 2019