erectum 

A behind-orifice dat's so juicy dat nearby males get a major hard-on from seeing it.

I got majorly aroused by watching a hot chick gleefully fingering a hulkingly-huge guy "back there" and making his also-enormous genitals jerk and spurt profusely over and over, and so da only natural thing for me to do was ask for a turn at stimulating his massive frequent-ejaculation-enlarged prostate, as well; I so totally loved working his warm tight velvety tunnel and feeling his insides throbbing as he made da already-broad white puddle on da floor even larger --- you could definitely say dat he totally had an erectum!

erectum by QuacksO December 22, 2023

homo erectus 

An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.

The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!

homo erectus by QuacksO April 23, 2018

bonus erectus 

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody

Original form: Man, looking at that hot blonde sophomore gives me a woody.

Latin form: Man, looking at that hot blonde Cleopatra gives me a bonus erectus.

bonus erectus by DinoDave September 22, 2011

Mexicanus Erectus 

Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.

"Sick graffiti, homes. That Mexicanus Erectus got pissed off."

Mexicanus Erectus by Juan del Frijol June 30, 2011

wangus erectus 

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.

male drops his pants.
female stares at wangus erectus.

wangus erectus by sarahmae September 29, 2007

erectus elongotis 

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

erectus elongotis by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011

Penis erectus 

A slang term for vigra

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches

Penis erectus by Frank abbs July 21, 2018