Erectonilian

A horny lizzard that enjoys cross species insemination.

"Dude, your pet geko is such an erectonilian, is just tried to bite my penis."

"Can you believe how much of an erectonilian those lizzards are at the zoo? They were doing it right infront of the 3rd graders."

by Anal Flamer March 20, 2007

erectoral vote

A vote cast into a system for a specific candidate based on their sexiness and ability to make others horny on sight.

Man, that chick on American Idol was hot!
She sure earned my erectoral vote!

by MincedFury April 19, 2009

Erectoral Vote

Your Chinese US history teacher explaining the electoral college 'cuz we don't make 'em smart enough here

Dr Chang: The erectoral vote is how we erect pariticians to the presidency
Student 1: I wish Americans were smart enough to teach American History
Student 2: I remember when Asians were only good at math...

by smejb May 5, 2009

erectoral vote

1. A vote on something that means dick.

2. A vote on something where the outcome is someone or everyone gets dicked.

"I just voted to raise taxes to stimulate the economy, yet they're spending money to bail out those big business shitheads. Well, that sure was an erectoral vote."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

erectophile

A person who enjoys looking at erect penises

The boss caught Bill looking at porn again, he's such an erectophile.

by Chingatch Croute September 16, 2016

Erectoral

A moment or certainly event which gets you very excited or happy

The disabled kids dogs died...Thats swag and some would say ERECTORAL

by SeagMan69 January 13, 2021

erectoral college dropout

An illegal politically invasive feces sent to retention to the third grade by USDA pork inspectors, to be cured and properly aged for future consumption

The pork link was too thin, it may have been an erectoral college dropout.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2023