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Epilepsy [ep-il-ep-sy] ~ n. pl.

Maximising the potential of one's brain: Using the brain to recharge the body: Powers gifted only to selected ninja's and/or warriors
~ s. The power to take on the world and succeed.
Epilepsy ep-il-ep-sy ~ n. pl.
by HolyScreennameB@man July 29, 2012
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Epicleptic

Being so crazy drunk you feel epileptic. Happy Drunk.
Hey Brobe, Aids went to that party last night she was epicleptic!

Dude, is was fucking magical!
by legs93 May 19, 2009
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Epilepsy

a medical condition in your brain that can be triggered by lights, emotionsetc. when it is triggered you have a episode/seizure where many different things can happen, anybody of any age can have it.
"did you hear that Emma was recently diagnosed with epilepsy?"-random lady
by Emma Savage April 11, 2019
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Epilepsy Dance

A common term for an unnamed dance style made famous by singer-songwriter Ian Curtis. The dance consists of wild, rapid arm movements along with a spasm-like jittering of the body; somewhat reminiscent of a grand mal seizure which is where it gets it's name from.
Ian Curtis was famous for his "epilepsy dance" during his on-stage performances with post-punk band Joy Division.
by TheSilenceIsTooLoud May 30, 2019
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Partial Onset Epilepsy

a form of epilepsy that isn't all that bad but it makes you have short, kind of uncomfortable seizures that I really would prefer to not have.

It is also slange for what Emu's do on their days off. Little known fact right there.
Ex 1: Due to my Partial Onset Epilepsy, I have seizures sometimes and they make me feel quite ill (NOT the good kind of ill). On the plus side, I get to take anti-convulsent medication with many, many side effects. It is so great.

Ex. 2: I heard that when an Emu gets a day off it is refered to as Partial Onset Epilepsy. They could have picked a better nick-name. It is so not funny to make fun of neurological disorders. Emus are all terrible.
by 2 Cool 4 School and U Know it! February 4, 2010
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Epicalepsy

Epicalepsy is a term used when getting dizzy when fast moving objects, people, and or motions are within your eye sight range.
OMG girlfriend when he was In side of me, moving aggressively I was getting EPICALEPSY!
IT WAS EPIC😫
by DJKbabydose December 7, 2022
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Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020
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