Someone who says we should stop watching so much TV and get out into the wilds, and talks of wind farms as the next big thing in Green, Earth-friendly energy generation, until those techie eggheads actually build wind farms, at which point the environmentalist starts talking about how all those whirling blades pose a threat to bird life and interfere with the energies in a little old lady's television. They used to do everyone a favour trying to save whales and reminding the public of the evils of pollution and tropical deforestation. Now they prefer to chow down on maize that has been so mutated it needs human farmers to help it reproduce, and milk from cows with huge swaying udders who wouldn't last a tap on the savannahs of Africa, often themselves dressed in wool stolen from similarly unnatural sheep, while getting everyone riled up about the alleged satanic evil of genetic engineering. Gimme the old days when Greenpeace were risking their lives before the harpoons of Russian and Japanese whalers, rather than risking the sanity of Western civilisation.
by Fearman August 02, 2007
Environmentalists have prevented this country from producing oil in quantity to meet our needs. Thank an environmentalist for the price you pay at the pump for gasoline.
by BabyTaylor March 26, 2008
would you like to sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide?! it's a commonly used substance!!!
that's water you dumbass environmentalist.
that's water you dumbass environmentalist.
by david smith, jr. April 21, 2008
Someone who would rather NOT have everyone on earth get cancer from UV rays, boil to death from global warming, or die from toxic gas left by nukes. This is hard for them to do because people don't seem to care about them.
by Party Pooper March 21, 2004
A person against progress in the first world. Environmentalists generally are jealous people who couldn't care less about the planet, but just want to take down large businesses. These people like rioting, protesting, and all round anarchy. This is because they have nothing better to do with there lives.
Tom: I'm going to protest with greenpeace for the protection of the invisible 1mm fish off the coast of china
Dick: Yeah, can't wait to bring Microsoft down; I am an environmentalist who hates any form of progress!
Dick: Yeah, can't wait to bring Microsoft down; I am an environmentalist who hates any form of progress!
by Patchen June 03, 2007
Stupid liberals who have nothing better to do than panic about the Earth and waste money "saving the planet." They call anyone against their cause hypocrites and they makes up problems that don't even exist, like global warming. They enjoy worrying about thing like carbon dioxide, and they try to stop it at all costs, even if it means slowing down the economy and spending billions of dollars. They are usually mentally unstable, and are either corrupt politicians and scientists, or celebrities.
Al Gore is a fucking environmentalist. He wants to gain power once again after losing the election in 2000. Global warming doesn't even exist, and he says we should waste our time fixing it.
by Anti-Environmentalist March 20, 2008
1. Yeah, her boyfriend's a big environmentalist.
2. Gee, I sure hate those environmentalists trying to stop wars.
2. Gee, I sure hate those environmentalists trying to stop wars.
by thelastgreat April 02, 2009