A British girl with a very loose vagina
Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
by Mo-nica May 4, 2019
Get the English muffin mug.A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.
There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023
Get the English Muffin mug.When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.
That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!
by vegas8ball April 6, 2010
Get the English Muffin Ass mug.A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
by ilackabettername August 3, 2012
Get the english muffin top mug.Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.
Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;
by Hexing July 24, 2010
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