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Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.
My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.
by Acebinkley September 6, 2005
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Empathicide

A condition arising when you empathize so strongly with a friend's problems you actually end up feeling suicidal yourself.
My God! Did you hear what happened to Chrissie??? I feel so bad for her I actually feel like committing empathicide.
by Swangirl December 29, 2010
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Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.
Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.
by quagblar December 8, 2013
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Radical Empathy

When you sleep with incels and fedora tippers to ‘understand their perspectives’.
Kate just went to the MGTOW club to have sex with everyone there, what a display of Radical Empathy!
by Sussus Hapus July 1, 2021
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empathematics

Using your spidey senses to guesstimate the result of a statistical and/or mathematical calculation.
"On January 29, 2020, my empathematics indicated that with or without global lockdown, the world economy would need to be redefined to stop basing it on how rich people live."
by Ultrazenmode April 6, 2020
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Emrah

Emrah is a beautiful person, but he's Lore's husband. It is suggested to not touch him, if you want to be alive.

He's honest and can make you smile whenever he wants to. He's also very creative, he e.g. donates you a stone.

Although he's such a nice man, you are forced to neither look at him nor touch him.
Berta: How is it possible that you are ao nice?
Tim: I am Emrah.
by knknxx January 2, 2017
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Emmathy

When you find a tom-boy named Emma that is tall and thinks like a guy. She would make jokes usually frowned upon by girls, but enjoyed by guys. A very interesting person.
Person one: "You see Emma today?"
Person two: "Yeah, she's quite an Emmathy."
Person one: "Yes. Yes she is."
by Kgle March 8, 2013
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