Empty Punching Bag

An extremely loose vagina.

Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

by My Cedar is Cranking October 22, 2019

no thoughts head empty

when you have encountered so flabbergasting that your brain cells have left the chat, leaving you with no thoughts, speechless.

"I've mistaken my grandma's ashes for ground black pepper."
"no thoughts head empty"

by moonclqud September 27, 2019

feeling empty

when you feel sad & feel like you lost everything.
an emotion that isn't a great feeling. it's the opposite of happy and "life is good"

I'm feeling empty because my social life sucks.

by anonymou83 January 9, 2011

empty balls

When u have ejaculated so much that there is no semen left in your testicles.

Dude I just empty balled into ur mom.
When I was doing destroy dick December I went into empty balls mode.
I have empty balls right now cuz i fapped too much last night

by Peepee facts November 28, 2018

empty shirt

1. A person who is in the place of a leader but has no ability to lead.

2. Member of a team who is not doing their part.

The boss is an empty shirt, he can't make a decision himself, he always delegates that to someone else.

by Gerike April 7, 2009

empty nester

A parent whose children have grown up and left home.

Your daughter's come of age, eh? Well, you'll be an empty nester soon!

by wmem May 9, 2006

empty V

A play on MTV. The kind of television programming that you don't plan on watching, but find yourself watching when you need to do something else. Television programming of no real substance and no educational value. Not because of a lack of something to do or motivation to do something else, you wind up watching.

I spent 5 hours watching empty V and didn't get anything done on those marketing reports.

by [e-mail] December 30, 2005