elburn

A small farming community about an hour west of Chicago filled with pubic schooled kids swearing they were black/"in the hood" who, after (not)completing their highest level of education(high school), will 1)live there or within 10 miles of elburn; 2)work there or within 10 miles elburn; 3)die there or within 10 miles elburn.

"elburn...it's next to aurora."
"oh, wayne's world!"
"yeah...we're next to that."

by GorillaHandbook June 8, 2005

eturkulate

Someone who ejaculates from their nose..... A turkish person who ejaculates........Someone who turks up a competition with ejaculating all over the place

My friend was so horny, that she eturkulated from just seeing a picture of RJ.

by Rouis Mallyari Biyombo Turk October 14, 2012

Edturdment

Entertainment that is shit, simply put. Usually the kind of stuff seen on low-quality kids shows.

Spongebob Squarepants is a colorful piece of edturdment.

by Noname126 October 12, 2009

enturbulate

To agitate or disturb; to upset, harass.

those scientologists may go alien-berserk on you if you enturbulate them.

by girlsdontpoo July 18, 2009

Erturded

is retarded peoples way of saying retard

Your so fuckin erturded

by Gasian August 29, 2009

eaturself

idk some random kid who HATES fortnite

Cheekymonkey101: "you know that kid eaturself?"
Caleb/zach/liam: "Yeah, I hate that kid"

by Calebis October 29, 2020

Enturbulate

Putting a scientologist into a state of panic/confusion. When you say anything that attempts to bring a scientologist (with a small 's') into some contact with reality you are 'enturbulating' them.

'I have become really enturbulated because you insulted my religion'

by St.Hill Escape Club November 25, 2011