Eloi

A master tradesman and/or explorer. Used to define someone of great importance.

Many people consider him to be an eloi

by Eloi :) July 21, 2004

Eloi

A great magician who is also a good actor.

Eloi der Babo

by Malalte November 2, 2018

Eloi

Human descendants forn the book THE TIME MACHINE. Eloi are retarded, weak, androgynous homos who get get their asses kicked by MORLOCKS, another human descendant.

Eloi are what H.G. Wells thinks humans will degenerate into.

by Conservative21 May 12, 2010

elois

Most commonly the nicest kindest girl in their friend group. She is always impeccable at sports and most things she does. She normally has the biggest smile and the happiest laugh. A lot of their last names begin with an M. They have the best healthiest hair too!!!

Guy 1: Oh wow look at that chick, what’s her name?
Guy 2: Elois
Guys 1: well not a surprise her names Elois

by Cheezie October 27, 2020

Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabachthani?

The last words of christ, said just before he died. Can be said by others when they feel they have been let down. Translation to English is


"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"

"And when the sixth hour had come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?" ... And Jesus uttered a loud cry, and breathed His last. And the curtain of the Temple see Temples was torn in two, from top to bottom. And when the centurion, who stood facing Him, saw that He thus breathed His last, he said, "Truly this man was the Son of God!" (Mark 15:33-34,37-39 RSV)

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Eloi

A NPC , SJW or lefty that is not entirely evil or fugly ; just emasculated and clueless about the world around him/her and unable to defend itself or argue its positions properly due to severe leftism, veganism, yoga or similar new-age ideologies that replaced critical thinking. Is afraid of Morlocks and thinks everyone right from Karl Marx is a Morlock but due to complete inability to fight or argue a Eloi ignores everything and everyone challenging his views. Reference is The Time Machine by H.G. Wells. "the Eloi lived simply and spent their days talking, eating, sleeping, dancing, playing, and flirting."

He is harmless, just an Eloi NPC. She is a typical Eloi just tell her you're vegan and she'll be easy.

by Prophet Leto November 28, 2018

Eloi

A snitch

Shut up dont be an eloi

by Japollito November 22, 2021