Elmer Fudd Syndrome

A speech Impediment that involves the R's in words being spoken as W's.

Elmer Fudd Syndrome is when you say Raskly Rabbit as Waskly Wabbit.

by Rockman Zero July 11, 2010

Elmer's Glue

A euphemism for male ejaculate. So named because of the similarities between semen and elmer's glue.

John: Dude, I took this bitch to kindergarten last night.
Matt: Huh?
John: I put my elmer's glue in her mouth.
Matt: Nice.

(In the bedroom)
Tim: This is just like a 2nd grade art project.
Nancy: What are you talking about?
Tim: I spread you out, moved you around, tore you up, now I'm about to finish you off with some elmer's glue and you'll probably get some in your hair.
Nancy: Yummy.

by bryri February 27, 2010

Elmer Fudd

A fucking idiot who spends his days getting the shit kicked out of him by a rabbit and a duck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! That fucking rabbit stole Elmer Fudd's shotgun and shoved it up the stupid fucker's ass for the seventeenth time today!

by DarkMillennia August 16, 2003

Elmer Alert

Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.

Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.

by BallsDeep2010 February 25, 2010

elmeri

A crazy Finnish person that is also good for a laugh. He normally finds a lot of girls, who don’t value him or their relationship as strong as he does. Often too good for them. Can drink a liter of vodka in an hour and likes the sniffer.

Let’s go and do an Elmeri...

Don’t e such an Elmeri

by Lord Boom August 24, 2018

Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

elmet

Some proper annoying council estate lad.

Woah look at that guys he's such an elmet

by Charljords July 29, 2017