Elke 

She is probably the most loving person you’ll ever know. She will do anything for her loved ones. She loves to cuddle and laugh, she’s honest, sweet & caring, but also stylish, fashionable and classy. If you have an Elke in your life, don’t ever let her go!!

Oh wow, look, that’s a real Elke!
I wish I had an Elke in my life!

Elke by Molje November 24, 2021

Elke 

Elke …saying her name makes you feel that you are connected to something deeper and more profound. She loves with her whole heart. Nothing hurts her more than to know she has caused pain in a friend. It takes her days to recover from even the most minor transgression. She is fiercely protective of her friends and family. She loves comfort and seeks it with unabashed gusto. You will often find her ensconced in fluffy sheets and cushions etc. Do not under any circumstances think that she will forget a promise - one that you made or one that she made. She will not. She remembers everything. And she loves pizza.

Elke loves eating pizza with friends amongst her fluffy cushions and super fine bedding.

That Elke sure is hard to fool.

Elke by Tina Marie Louise 44 November 27, 2021

Elke 

Dog with one eye possibly alien

Have you seen that one eye dog? I think it’s name is elke

Elke by Nugget master4000 March 7, 2023

elke 

elke is one of the sweetest and kindest persons ever. he tends to be a twink and enjoys being a gangle. he likes tea too much and cried at the boston tea party. elke is the kind of person to pee his pants when something bad happens or when a person doesn’t like him. he also loves conan gray so much it’s his whole personality. he’s also very jumpy and can get scared easily

person 1: “look it’s elke!”
person 2: “i love elke.”
person 1: “he’s such a twink”

elke by theganglyone June 27, 2023

Elkë

Elkë is awesome. She’s a comedian, and the best therapist in town. She always cheers you up when your down and has the best energy. She brings ppl together and she is so forgiving. If your ever lucky enough to find a elkë keep her.

“I’m having a real crappy day.”
“Go talk to elkë”

Elkë by CheckeredvanssXD September 1, 2019

Elkè 

the cutest, purest and most lovable girl in the world. Honestly one of the best people to be around too.

Elkè the hot sexy tuba thats cuter than everybody else in the world.

Elkè by el.ol November 2, 2019

Elked 

To be sodomized with cleaning utensils. It started with the Elk River Elks football team hazed incoming team members by shoving broomsticks up their asses in the shower.

Joe elked Matt while he was sleeping with a broomstick.

Elked by ScottyDrizzle September 1, 2010