Elmhurst

A Suburb of Chicago, Illinois that is known for googling sex more than any other city in the United States of America in 2006

also known as E-Town, El Hurst, The Hurst, and "that place"

"Elmhurst, Illinois, is apparently way into sex." - San Francisco Chronicle

by grape_Kape January 25, 2009

Eliud

said to be one of the most awesome peoples on earth

Damn is that Eliud, he's beast!

by BlueCheese12 July 8, 2011

Elphus

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

by OmegaSupreme January 19, 2008

Elmhurst

A suburb 15 miles from downtown Chicago filled with rich white kids. Dubbed by Crain magazine as "Chicago's hub for million dollar homes"

Person 1: Who's the kid in the vineyard vines polo carrying a lacrosse stick hopping into that range rover?
Person 2: Oh, it's that douche from Elmhurst

by mcdouce November 12, 2018

elius

Elius is the hottest, most humble, devoted and most adorable man you will ever find. He's a scholar and he's THE perfect man. He is an amazing boyfriend and shines from success. He is funny and has so many charms that it'll make your heart explode from feelings. He can definitely bring the spice to a bedroom and his voice just makes everything more hot.. He is the best person to love :)

A: Have you meet Jen's boyfriend Elius?

B: Yes, of course, she talks about how he's the best boyfriend with the most sexy voice and personality all the time!!

by Your_girl_Jen December 9, 2020

Elmhurst, il

While it has it's negatives, Elmhurst arguably has the best location of all Chicagoland suburbs. Being bordered by I-88, I-290, I-294 and it's relative central location, anywhere in Chicagoland is within a 45 min. drive.

No traffic from Elmhurst, il:

Loop: 15-20 min.
O'hare: 15-20 min.
Midway: 25 min.

by hurst is the worst March 2, 2009

Elchubboselectividus

A not so rare affliction where sometimes it disables your ability to hear fat women speaking.

If you wish to support or are interested in helping to find a cure for Elchubboselectividus my doctor will prescribe you a treadmill.

by Diarhea Monsoon September 12, 2020