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Electronically Amish

To refuse to buy the latest gadgets and stick with the previous generation.
Joey: Fuck smart phones, cellulars are better for me. Steve:Screw PS3, this PS1, beeatch! Latest gadget buyer: You guys are so Electronically Amish.
by Makoto_1999 October 23, 2010
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hometown electrician

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.
"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*
by crazy nucker April 22, 2010
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Electronica

A mostly media-made term for encompassing all forms of electronic music, as individual forms of electronic music aren't popular enough for record stores to devote full sections to. Generally, it will be found next to an equally small "dance" section that carries the more danceable stuff, while electronica section carries more listening music.
House, Trance, Techno, IDM, Jungle, Anything-core, Trip-hop, Acid/Electronic Jazz, Whatever-bient, and thousands of other obscure genres are generally stuffed into "Electronica"
by Spiffy Hamster September 14, 2005
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Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.
Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.
by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007
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Electrician

The definition of an electrician is a God who creates and harnesses the very power that Zeus creates from the sky by day he is a leader and handsome pussy pulling pimp by night he is a Harley riding wizard who harnesses the powers of living life without underwear his tongue is sharp as his wit and pulls cable like he pulls bitches don’t mistake him for a pussy the “if I was dumber I’d be a plumber types” he is known as Sparky because when he walks down a concrete sidewalk his balls are so big that they drag creating sparks. this creature also known as big dick daddy by mortals,sheet rockers,hvac nick knacks, weman,and the oh infamous plumers. Men wish they were him children dream to be him and women just want to have sex with him. Good at math and can figure this out right now electrician alcohol is the electricians breakfast of choice as well as expecting mother’s if she smokes she pokes. And so does he.
Walking down the halls dragging his old balls the fucktard electrician decided he needed some alcohol.
by Pepni9e December 15, 2020
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Jay Electronica

One hell of a rapper. Birth Name: Timothy Elpadaro Thedford, commonly known as Jay Electrnica born in the Magnolia Projects in New Orleans. Went viral around 2007, but known for Exhibits A, B and C. On his myspace page he had his first popular song, 'Eternal Sunshine(The Pledge)'. As of late 2010 he is signed to Jay Z's Roc Nation record label.
Yo son, you heard Jay Electronica's tracks?

Yeah bro, his shit is tight.
by Fuck You and Your Crew May 15, 2012
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ElectronicManhunt

The act of searching for an available man online on various dating sites. Success rate varies between 10 and 45%. Careful analysis is required.
Lucy: That date I had last night was an epic fail.

Kristie: Well, you know what that means... Time for another electronicmanhunt.
by Natasha Love September 13, 2013
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