The definition of an electrician is a God who creates and harnesses the very power that Zeus creates from the sky by day he is a leader and handsome pussy pulling pimp by night he is a Harley riding wizard who harnesses the powers of living life without underwear his tongue is sharp as his wit and pulls cable like he pulls bitches don’t mistake him for a pussy the “if I was dumber I’d be a plumber types” he is known as Sparky because when he walks down a concrete sidewalk his balls are so big that they drag creating sparks. this creature also known as big dick daddy by mortals,sheet rockers,hvac nick knacks, weman,and the oh infamous plumers. Men wish they were him children dream to be him and women just want to have sex with him. Good at math and can figure this out right now electrician alcohol is the electricians breakfast of choice as well as expecting mother’s if she smokes she pokes. And so does he.
Walking down the halls dragging his old balls the fucktard electrician decided he needed some alcohol.
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ie: electric current in a wire/ electromagnetic field given off by a battery/ bioelectricity found in most living things/ potential energy when its container is not using energy etc.
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A person, male of female, who reduces electric consumption to such an extent that electric usage is at the barest minimum. This type of person experiences euphoria when the electric bill goes down each month.
Terry is an electricity anorexic who compulsively finds ways to use the least amount of electricity possible.
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Get the Catic electricity mug.As one that walks above and trancends all things.called apon by pesent mechanics to save all that is important to them.also is more hung then mechanics creating tension between the two
Mechanic 1: I can't fix the car
Mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
Auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
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Mechanic 2:have u hit it with the hammer
Auto leck rides in on a white stallion, lays his hand apon the bonnet starting the vehicle.
Mechanic 1/2 drop to there knees to praise his Devine presence.auto electricians are god
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I can see you live with an electrician (two people dancing while electrician holds a pistol directed at said persons feet)
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Get the Electrician mug.Electricity is one of the five main energetic hydromafic powers of the known universe. Electricity is used in our everyday lives and survival can be argued that it depended on electricity. Electricity is basically a charge of voltage and neural signals sent across a space by shock. They are measured in voltage and watts and the higher they are the more power you get.
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