elderly school

like "old school", but in reference to really old (i.e. elderly) folks.

Damn G, my gramps was kickin' it elderly school last night!"

by Chet Braunschweig December 3, 2007

elderly school

a school of tough rap created by elderly people.

Yo, Money! Gerry Geriatric is rhymin' at the club tonight! Bringin' it elderly school!!!!!

by Stanley Turrentine December 25, 2007

Elderly Jams

When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.

Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 22, 2021

Elderly spaghetti head

A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.

Ex: Kyle: ok, boomer

Ellie: you Elderly spaghetti head

by Egirl23 December 2, 2019

gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world

I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn

by Andy you suck July 20, 2016

Elderly Brain Rot

(n.): the progressive decay of critical thinking, attention span, and real-world engagement in older adults, often induced by algorithmic content loops, isolation, and overexposure to digital media designed for passive consumption.

My grandparents have elderly brain rot.

by agnes p April 18, 2025