eldercut

An out-of-style haircut. A haircut your elders might order. Usually used by a young person ordering an out-of-date haircut style.

Barber: What'll it be today.

Jimmy: Better make it an eldercut. I've got a job interview this week.

by Steve Hartman July 21, 2008

Elderpunk

Any punk fifty or older, revered and respected in the punk rock scene by the younger generations of punks.

Hey! Tania's hit 5-0 she's elderpunk now!

Kudos to the elderpunks who kept it from dying!

You ain't elderpunk, you're only forty-seven!

by SJAB58 November 4, 2017

Elderfinger

Friends mum invited me to bring some elderflower round but really wanted a cheeky finger blast

Charlottes mum got a cheeky Elderfinger

by lilonesmum June 15, 2020

eldercut

the proverbial "thinning of the herd" Best likely description of corporate downsizing, pension elimination or benefits cutback.

Rather than characterize the staff cutbacks as a layoff it was dubbed an eldercut by the wags at the water cooler.

by Jerry P January 6, 2006

Edderful

Look to Edder, or Dummy.

Read ABOVE, you dropped your pocket DUMMY!

by Betty January 5, 2004

Elderfinger

Old lady that gets finger blasted

Charlottes mum loves an Elderfinger

by lilonesmum June 15, 2020

Elderflower Phase

A classy way to say a hoe phase for any woman newly single after the age of 35.

I got a divorce after 10 years and feel too old to have a hoe phase, but what if we call it an Elderflower Phase, sounds classy but still down to be wild??

by Stuffany October 15, 2025