dick easing

when a guy slowly puts in his dick into a vagina or anus, slower than usual, typically at the beginning of sex.

he was really dick easing like crazy last night, it really took him a while to go in.

by ahhhhyes August 11, 2020

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

easington lane

A drug hole with chavs at ya neck

Shit hole

Isis would not bomb here to much of a shit hole our Easington Lane

by Bobtopchav November 25, 2019

essing

To leave or go home, usually from a motive or meet up.

If you boys go white swan after this, I’m essing

by French_m8 August 15, 2022

elsing

a tight man thong worn mostly by gay men.

jeff wanted to get some botty so her wore his red elsing out.

by vjr August 28, 2005

Easington

Where pure little scruffs live who will shag for a pack of aldi digestive biscuits and shag on the village green every friday night with there little smackhead mates

I shagged a lad for a pack of digestives on the village green in Easington

by Topshagger69 February 20, 2019

Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth

A Lord who is the first recorded person to ask Strong Bad how he can type with boxing gloves on. Strong Bad gives him WHAT FOR!

Lord Elsington Hallstingdingdingworth is a Carpetbagger!

by Luckey Haskins August 1, 2003